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you DON'T have time left

Aug 7, 2026

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1 min read

you DON'T have time left

stop lying to yourself

John cripps
John cripps
How to make a great email TERRIBLE

Aug 6, 2026

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1 min read

How to make a great email TERRIBLE

(takes 50 seconds!)

John cripps
John cripps

Aug 4, 2026

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1 min read

You need to be prepared

Aug 3, 2026

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1 min read

You HAVE to have agency to succeed

Aug 2, 2026

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1 min read

How I met famous a business man

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Jun 6, 2026

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1 min read

"How Big Is It?" (EMBARRASSING)

“That’s average right?”

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 6, 2026

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2 min read

"how outreach?" I SAY DON'T!

jerk off instead!

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 5, 2026

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1 min read

Finger like a farmer ;) ;) ;)

8------------------D

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 4, 2026

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1 min read

YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN DEAD PEOPLE

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 4, 2026

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1 min read

If you don't drink coffee you should just die.

today

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 4, 2026

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1 min read

My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with...

What planet is she on?

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 3, 2026

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1 min read

(. ) ( .)

Those are not eyes ;)

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 3, 2026

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1 min read

FUCK YOU

(Why this will make you like me more)

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 2, 2026

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1 min read

I Should Just End Myself SHouldn't I?

John cripps
John cripps
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