yesterday I used a super complex and evil technique on some of my list.

one so evil…

So revolting..

so HORRID that I could barely scramble up a name for it.

But alas, it’s been named by yours truly…

THE ‘BE A FUCKING DICK’ METHOD.

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To explain the complex scientific reasoning behind why such a method will & has worked for me (maybe you) many times over… picture a fat, ugly, pink haired karen.

You’re walking on public roads.

no one in sight.

Well except for this one bitch yelling at you for not following correct HOA procedures. You don’t know what a HOA is and you couldn’t care either.

she does though.

And she wont stop screeching… with spit coming out of her mouth… about how you’re such a terrible person.

Suddenly she says:

“YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, IT’S EFFECTING ME!”

she takes a moment to pause… but you pounce.

Immediately get down on your knees, throw your hands up and…

she backs away surprised not knowing what to do

you start falling around on the floor sarcastically acting super shocked and regretful about walking on this road

the Karen turns around and speed walks away (shes too fat to run)

Can you see how amazing something like that would be? Well I’ve actually used it in last email.

Someone mentioned to me that I made a spelling mistake (like a complete dick)

So the next email I did, I acted like a dick. I put spelling mistakes every line, I “killed myself”… I even told them to unsub

and hopefully they did.

here’s the thing, when you do stuff like that, the good people like you more and the bad people leave.

So while everyone else has a stick 6 inches up their rectum to scared to say anything out of line, you’re saying EVERYTHING you can to get out of line. THat way the only people on your list are real ones.

Try it out, works with friends, dick heads, everyone.