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Oh,… you’re probably wondering what happened.

Who am I? I’m the narrator, to expain all this we must go back to when copy john was but just a boy…

all the way dack to…

YESTERDAYS EMAIL

it was a dark and storym night…

Copy John was in his room writing his GENUNIS EMAIL. Except something whent wrong…

He got to around line 67 wen…

He made a SPEELING MISTAKE.

But… he didn’t notice… he could’t… HOW COULD HE??

So… he clicked pulish.. then he noticed… he frantically tried to edit it but… it was too late.

The SPeeling misate was out there.

And all 1,000,000 (ok maybe a bit less) of his SUPER PROFESSINAL subs... including world leaders (in gooning) MEGA MILLIONARES (Monopoly money) and some say EVEN DONAL J TRUMP (unconfirmed)

Witnessed this atrosity

Immdatly after posting tons of TERRIBLY MAD people came for him…

“JOHN… I”M GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A SPELLING MISATKE”

“THIS IS COMPLETELY UNREDABLE”

“Un Subbing now haet you!”

YOu’re all right eveyone of you.

and uf you’re rightfully offeneded by JOhn’s SPEELING mistake… PLEASE UNSUB RIGHT NOW.

It’s very important you do this immidatly as there’s not much time leeft

My speeling mastakes are geeting woorse

son I loose all speach.

Wount

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