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Easy way to get into the flow state

Aug 8, 2026

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1 min read

Easy way to get into the flow state

(NOT PATCHED)

John cripps
John cripps
Always give yourself an hour

Aug 8, 2026

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1 min read

Always give yourself an hour

John cripps
John cripps

Aug 7, 2026

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1 min read

you DON'T have time left

stop lying to yourself

Aug 6, 2026

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1 min read

How to make a great email TERRIBLE

(takes 50 seconds!)

Aug 4, 2026

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1 min read

You need to be prepared

Jun 3, 2026

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1 min read

FUCK YOU

(Why this will make you like me more)

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 2, 2026

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1 min read

I Should Just End Myself SHouldn't I?

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 2, 2026

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1 min read

Why You Should Be PRO-torture

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John cripps
John cripps

Jun 1, 2026

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1 min read

You Should QUIT Copywriting

(and get a 9-5 job)

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 1, 2026

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1 min read

Theres no such thing as a slow general

John cripps
John cripps

May 30, 2026

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2 min read

Where Did I Learn To Put A B*tch in It's Place?

John cripps
John cripps

May 30, 2026

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2 min read

GAYMAN RIPPED from LIMB TO LIMB by GATOR

(and ADVANCED lesson pt. 2)

John cripps
John cripps

May 29, 2026

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1 min read

Finally teaching an ADVANCED lesson

John cripps
John cripps

May 29, 2026

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1 min read

BONER explains Hitler's Rise in Germany??

(and copywriting)

John cripps
John cripps
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