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How to make a great email TERRIBLE

Aug 6, 2026

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1 min read

How to make a great email TERRIBLE

(takes 50 seconds!)

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John cripps
You need to be prepared

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You need to be prepared

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John cripps

Aug 3, 2026

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You HAVE to have agency to succeed

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How I met famous a business man

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Click if this landed in primary!

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Jun 11, 2026

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TEST IF YOU'RE HIGH IQ... with one question

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John cripps

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Are you a woman?

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John cripps

Jun 9, 2026

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"STOP IT HURTS!" "NO!"

Ready to master bait!

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John cripps

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"You're UnCut?? GROSS!"

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John cripps

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"Why Do You Like P*RN So Much?"

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John cripps

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Automate Jerk Off

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John cripps

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How to know if you're NGMI

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John cripps

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Ben Settle PRAISES My Jerk Off

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John cripps

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"How Big Is It?" (EMBARRASSING)

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