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So recently I a saw reel (someone sent it to me, I don’t watch insta)
And it was some bitch talking about why men shouldn’t work hard. Now bless her she wouldn’t know a apple from an orange if her life depend on it.
I mean she was dull.
Bell-end as they say in the UK (well not really it means dick head I just wanted to mention bell-end)
Anyways.
Shes yapping and yapping about why men need to CUT off the work and go and play with their wife’s and blah blah blah
And I want you to think about this for a sec.
Do you really think some girls will say “ew you’re uncut, we can’t date anymore.” No obviously not.
They don’t give a shit whether you’ve cut off work or not.
THey just care that you have money, and don’t look like a bell-end.
So next time a girl… a co worker… a friend… ANYONE tries to shame you for being uncut, tell them: “Bitch, shut up… you look like a bell-end”
STay uncut, keep working, and never give up.