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WARNING: YOU MAY THROW UP MANY TIMES BECAUSE OF HOW HORRIBLE THESE DISGUSTING TORTURE METHODS ARE…

pictur… *holds back barf*

P-p-picture this TERRIBLE story:

You wake up at a-a-a… TIME BEFORE 12PM

I know I know

Then… instead of gooning or scrolling reels for 3 hours in bed…

You…

you…..

ACTUALLY GET TO WORK.

AND THEN…

AFTER WORKING

🤢

you take a small break to eat HEALTHY FOOD and get back to work.

Giphy

WAKE UP WAKE UP it was just a dream

Ok ok I get it it’s not funny anymore but seriously look at this person and tell me they don’t think something like that is torture:

Giphy

If not being a fat fuck is “torture” I’m pro torture.

If working for more than 4 hours a day is torture… I’M PRO-TORTURE

honestly, if just being fucking productive and not a waste of space useless “human” is TORTURE… THEN YOU NEED TO BE TORTURED IMMIDATLY.

Oh…

And if reading a competors copy is torture… if getting better and making money is torture…

You should be TORTURED NOW!

So click here to be TORTURED:

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