You will die.

Probably not today….

Probably not tomorrow…

But soon, you will breathe your last breath and poop your last poop.

And there’s nothing you can do about it.

But there is stuff that you can do to cope while you’re still here. And luckily for you, I’m going to die too.

So I know exactly what to do between now and death to be less sad.

Well… kinda.

The best method I’ve found (and others like Elon Musk, Kav Legacy, and your favorite guru) is…

hurting yourself.

yes, I am saying you should hurt yourself.

Put yourself in pain more specifically.

Now before you go and do something stupid, I’m NOT talking about physical pain. I’m talking about what Iike to call…

e.i. … outreach

FUCK YOU DO OUTREACH PUSSY.

What?

where you waiting for some insightful blowjob from a “thought leader”

well how about this:

Why don’t you lead your way right into a porta potty and climb back into the hole you came from?

What?

Don’t want to do that?

I thought so…

That’s why the next best option is outreach.

So go on then

(if any of this offended you, you’re probably not going to make it in copywriting. But that’s fine, there are plenty of job opportunities for janitors at the moment.

Just go ahead and unsubscribe now because you’ll need to focus on janitor exams.)

If you did like this…

Why are you still here?

oh that’s right… I’ve got something that could potentially make you 10x better at outreach really easily.

Well, I wonder what that could be

I wonder if there’s a certain link under this that could do something like that

Who knows? 🤷

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