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Finger like a farmer ;) ;) ;)

Jun 5, 2026

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1 min read

Finger like a farmer ;) ;) ;)

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John cripps
John cripps
YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN DEAD PEOPLE

Jun 4, 2026

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1 min read

YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN DEAD PEOPLE

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 4, 2026

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1 min read

If you don't drink coffee you should just die.

today

Jun 4, 2026

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1 min read

My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with...

What planet is she on?

Jun 3, 2026

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1 min read

(. ) ( .)

Those are not eyes ;)

Jun 3, 2026

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1 min read

FUCK YOU

(Why this will make you like me more)

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 2, 2026

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1 min read

I Should Just End Myself SHouldn't I?

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 2, 2026

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1 min read

Why You Should Be PRO-torture

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John cripps
John cripps

Jun 1, 2026

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1 min read

You Should QUIT Copywriting

(and get a 9-5 job)

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 1, 2026

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1 min read

Theres no such thing as a slow general

John cripps
John cripps

May 30, 2026

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2 min read

Where Did I Learn To Put A B*tch in It's Place?

John cripps
John cripps

May 30, 2026

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2 min read

GAYMAN RIPPED from LIMB TO LIMB by GATOR

(and ADVANCED lesson pt. 2)

John cripps
John cripps

May 29, 2026

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1 min read

Finally teaching an ADVANCED lesson

John cripps
John cripps

May 29, 2026

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1 min read

BONER explains Hitler's Rise in Germany??

(and copywriting)

John cripps
John cripps
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