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Oliver Buchannon
John cripps

Jun 3, 2026

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1 min read

FUCK YOU

(Why this will make you like me more)

Jun 2, 2026

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1 min read

I Should Just End Myself SHouldn't I?

Jun 2, 2026

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1 min read

Why You Should Be PRO-torture

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Jun 1, 2026

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1 min read

You Should QUIT Copywriting

(and get a 9-5 job)

Jun 1, 2026

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1 min read

Theres no such thing as a slow general

May 30, 2026

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2 min read

Where Did I Learn To Put A B*tch in It's Place?

May 30, 2026

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2 min read

GAYMAN RIPPED from LIMB TO LIMB by GATOR

(and ADVANCED lesson pt. 2)

May 29, 2026

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1 min read

Finally teaching an ADVANCED lesson

May 29, 2026

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1 min read

BONER explains Hitler's Rise in Germany??

(and copywriting)

May 28, 2026

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1 min read

5 Step GANG BANG from subscriber?

May 28, 2026

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1 min read

Douce your balls in cold water

May 28, 2026

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1 min read

LARPING IS THE NEW META

May 27, 2026

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1 min read

Networking Saves CHILD From Being BEATEN TO DEATH

May 27, 2026

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1 min read

Alexander The Great Is a FRAUD.

May 26, 2026

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1 min read

Is My Email List LGBTQ?

May 25, 2026

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1 min read

How To Get People To Stick all 5 Inside of Your a**

(Works with clients too)

May 24, 2026

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2 min read

How to get people to do things.

Treat them like a dog.

May 24, 2026

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2 min read

No one wants your snail d*ck!

someone actually said that

May 24, 2026

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3 min read

Low IQ Death Stare

May 23, 2026

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2 min read

Stop Being a Fat Pig

May 23, 2026

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1 min read

The easiest way to get clients.

May 22, 2026

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1 min read

Retard maxing is the easiest way to get shit done.

May 22, 2026

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1 min read

Sometimes it’s necessary to lie

May 21, 2026

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1 min read

Why you must always trust the process

May 21, 2026

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3 min read

Why Rome Fell

It’s the same mistake you’re making today

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