No of course you don’t, you’re not gay.

But i wasn’t talking about gay people i was talking about a british cigarette:

You’d never know that though if I didn’t tell you.

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I thought I’d never answer these stupid questions.

Because I keep getting them every single day from low-IQ, brain-dead people.

But I figured I’d answer it now so I can clear the air.

Consider this a PSA:

Stop asking me this.

You should be able to figure it out on your own.

You’re trying to run a business and you can’t even think three steps past asking me the question.

Anyway, the question everyone asks is basically:

“John, I don’t have enough time. How do I do copywriting with no time?”

You do have enough time.

You do.

Stop lying to yourself.

It’s like fat people saying:

“No, I have bad genetics.”

“No, it’s really hard.”

No.

You eat a lot of cake.

You stuff your face.

And that’s why you’re built like a bowling ball.

It’s not all these other excuses.

And if you don’t have enough time for copywriting, it’s not because of school.

It’s not because of work.

It’s because you don’t spend enough time on copywriting.

Right now, it’s 10:30 at night.

I’m probably waking people up in my house.

Because I’m speaking this email into ChatGPT on the toilet.

What are you doing on the toilet?

Scrolling reels.

What are you doing on the bus ride to work?

Scrolling reels.

What are you doing in the car?

Scrolling reels.

What are you doing right before bed?

Scrolling reels.

So you can notice something pretty obvious:

The people who actually want to get shit done spend their time doing the thing.

They don’t sit around pretending they have no time.

Because if I had to guess, almost everyone reading this newsletter has around five hours a day of free time that they spend doing useless stuff.

Walking.

Talking to friends.

Eating.

Scrolling.

Watching videos.

Even sleeping too much.

Like what?

You need all this time to do copywriting, but you can’t sacrifice a few hours of sleep?

Is it really that hard to not sleep for a few extra hours if you actually want this?

So my answer to everyone who says they don’t have enough time is this:

You do have enough time.

You’re just not using the time you have correctly.

And you know what?

That’s okay.

Some people just aren’t built for this.

I can recognize I was not born a genius.

Maybe you can recognize that you weren’t born very smart either.

And that’s fine.

You don’t need to do copywriting.

You can go get a 9-to-5.

You can get eight hours of sleep.

You can have a nice peaceful shit where you scroll reels.

But you can’t have both.

You can’t have a 9-to-5, eight hours of sleep, loads of free time watching reels, and also make $10,000 a month doing copywriting.

It’s one or the other.

If you’re not smart enough to realize that, or you got offended by this email, I hate to break it to you:

You should probably take the 9-to-5 route.

Because copywriting is not for you.