Why You Hate Live

Hello ,

• Are you tired of living the same old life over and over again without not being happy because you keep being sad?

• Are you waking up everyday not looking forward to the next day because you’re not happy?

• Do you not want this to happen anymore?

If yes, think about how…

• this makes your life quality go down because you are more sad

• this effects your family because you can’t love them enough

• this ruins your dreams because sad people don’t do anything

What if it didn’t have too be this way?

I know you’ve tried…

• not being sad

• eating tons of food

• and watching short-form content to shorten your attention span, foster addiction-like behaviors, and eventually lead to mental health issues

But none of that worked.

You can’t be happy because there are no good options to not be sad.

Well, at least that is what many others thought.

With I Pooped Today Mints, so many people around the world have now stopped being sad because they’re happy.

Saying things like “My son got this in his stocking; he spends a great deal of time in the bathroom with #2. He thought it was great and the mints aren't bad at all.”

Being happy because of the mints lead to things like…

• not having life quality going down because you're not more sad

• this doesn’t effect family because you’re not sad

• this doesn’t ruin dreams because you’re not sad so you’re not doing nothing

So it’s time to make a choice….

Are you going to keep being sad, letting your family down, and killing your dreams?

Or are you going to not be sad and not let your family down and not kill your dreams?

If you don’t want to be sad anymore…

Click here and get your I Pooped Today Mints

STEAK: idk

—John

P.S. Tasks…

• understand why this copy is peak

Questions? Figure it out yourself