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Hey fagwad
why are you reading this?
I’m literally instuting you? how?
Anyways, look I’m going to spit down ABOULTE SAUCE right now so listen up.
To become liked…
by practically everyone…
you have to…
*drumb roll please…
act like a respectable human and not a lazy hobo meth addict.
picture this:
I’m tlakign to my friend and he’s just staring at his phone the whole time while i’m talking and i finish off and he’s like…
“What?”
That shit will not get people to like you. if you do that around people you’re trying impress you’re fucking retarded
another is slouching
if you’re sat there slouched in your chair head rested on your arm
half asleep
Somewhere important…
you’re retarded
Another is listeting
YOU HAVE to listen. THIs is the most important part. Not only do you have to actually listen to what the guy is saying, but you also ALSO have to look like you’re listening and when its your time to respond… RESPOND LIKE YOU LISTENED.
I know i know
it’s a tall order to live up to… FOR A LITERAL MONKEY
But most people nowadays have a lower IQ than an orangutan. So to recap:
dont be retarded monkey that can’t listen to someone speak for more than 50 seconds
be handsome, charismatic, likeable, smart, and over 6ft
dont be a short chud (anything under 6’1)
eat mcdonalds
dont read my retarded emails