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Top Publishers Hand-Selecting Amazon Brands to Promote this Holiday Season
This holiday season, top publishers are actively sourcing brands to include in their gift guides, newsletters, listicles, reviews, and more to drive high-intent shoppers straight to Amazon storefronts.
Here’s why it matters:
Amazon brands are seeing a 5:1 conversion rate compared to their DTC site
Millions of shoppers discover products through trusted publishers
Levanta is working directly with these publishers to introduce them to a small number of 7–9 figure brands.
If you qualify, your products could be featured in high-traffic placements that deliver predictable CAC and directly measurable sales.
Hey {{first_name|bro}},
You can literally do anything, and I’m going to prove to you that you can become a billionaire and be a good person.
So stop making excuses.
Alright, basically the way to solve the problem of billionaires being terrible and hurting society and making the poor poorer is by being a good billionaire.
The reason that billionaires hurt the economy is because they spend their money on stupid shit like yachts, hoarding wealth, and other stuff. Basically just stuff that doesn’t benefit society.
The way to fix this is by spending ur money on things that will benefit society and the economy.
This goes for poor people as well; people that spend all their money (when they’re poor) on useless shit like McDonald’s or Pepsi ruin the economy and make billionaires richer (so they can spend more money on yachts, making the economy worse).
The way to counteract this is to become a billionaire and spend your money on good things AND while still a poor person, spend your money on things that will make you more money to become a billionaire.
This is the single greatest thing you can do for the economy, society, and your family.
Every poor person or struggling person you see? It’s your fault. You're not distributing large amounts of wealth into the economy.
I hope you’re happy with yourself {{first_name}}. Not only are you the reason YOU’RE rich but you’re also the reason millions… even BILLIONS of people are going to struggle, go through unimaginable pain, and eventually die.’
You are a horrible person, you should be ashamed.
Don’t get rich for yourself, get rich for all the people you’ve already killed. And to think you’re taking the internet for granted, tsk, can’t believe you would do something like that.
Do your moral compass a justice and get rich right now.
GO… DO OUTREACH. YOU’RE KILLING PEOPLE.
—John
S: 98
T: Stop killing innocent people, get rich