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shhh
Be quite
don’t move at all
just read this and act normal
Right now, you’re being watched.
Every move you make, every step you take, every rule break… is recorded.
And everything you do?
it’s being used to control your actions.
you’ve probably even been forced to buy things because of them.
So who is this person?
And how do they know your name is {{first_name}}?
it’s you.
You’re watching yourself.
But so are the poeple you write copy to.
Because everyone is constantly watching themselves 24/7 (can’t turn it off either).
And because of what they’re watching… they decide to do future actions (like buying a fridge).
Your job as a copywriter is to secure these tapes… and use it against whoever you’re writing to.
how do you get acess to the never ending video tapes that everyone is producing in their mind?
Why do i keep lazly using retorical questions as a transion instead of using my skills i spent years on?
Why is this the fith row that i’ve delblerly written to be the same length as the other lines but also a bit longer?
I don’t know.
But i do know how to answer the first one.
But i’m not going to tell you.
Sorry, no value today.
Copy John
P.S. PST!
You over there
Yeah, you… in the adult diaper… read this:
NEW TOOL LET’S YOU ACCESS THE “BIOLOGICAL VIDEOTAPES” HUMANS PRODUCE UNCONTROLLABLY
(AKA MARKET RESEARCH)
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