The simpsons

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John cripps
July 04, 2025

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bro,

Bart Simpson is literally the only reason I write good copy.

Here’s why…

Have you ever seen the Simpsons intro?

If you haven’t what are you doing with your life, and go watch it now click here.

If you have, that’s the key.

Think for a sec, how could Bart, The Simpsons, and the intro make me write good copy?

Got it?

Well, it’s not because he’s got spikey hair…

rides a skateboard…

or even because he’s got two eyes!

In fact, the method could literally be used by a blind person to write good copy.

Even if you don’t speak English, can’t see, AND don’t have any arms…

you could still write the best copy in the world.

By now you probably think I’m lying, but NO… this method has been used by the greats like Kav Legacy, Ben Settle, and literally every GOOD copywriter in the world.

I would even go as far as to say the reason why your copy isn’t as good as it could be is ONLY because of this method.

now enough with the poor mans intrigue, what is this SuPeR bArT SiMpSoN, iNtRo ScEnE, PrOvEn MeThOd To WrIte…

THE BEST COPY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

Well, it’s in this picture below…

Do you see it?

The magic?

Well, it’s……….

Repletion.

LMAOOOOO nah bro but this is facts nothing I said was a lie, the more reps you’ve got the better you’ll get.

(if you’ve got feedback of course)

STREAK: balls 3

—John

P.S. Tasks…

  • uhh, idk figure it out yourself, you know what you need to be doing right now, DO IT

Questions?

P.P.S. This proves I can write about anything