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So if you’ve been doing outreach for a really long time and you never get any clients with your outreach, it’s probably because your outreach sucks.
It’s boring.
It’s not interesting.
When people open their emails, they see your outreach, and it’s like, “Oh great, another guy trying to pitch me.”
You don’t have a good offer.
You don’t have good wording.
You’re probably not even spelling correctly.
So the best way to fix all of this is just be funny.
You know, the short, fat, ugly guys always get the chicks when they’re funny.
And it’s the same thing with outreach.
The dumb, stupid copywriters with no skills at all always get the clients if they’re funny.
So next time you’re doing outreach, be funny.
And I don’t mean try to be funny.
If you try to be funny, yeah, it’s going to be worse than your other outreach because you’re going to make some stupid fucking joke, and it’s going to be funny, but you’re going to be the joke, not the email.
So you need to actually make a funny joke in your outreach message, or you’re never going to get a client.
Maybe use this prompt to think of some jokes, but never, ever use a joke that comes out of ChatGPT.
You have to do it.
So, see you later.