You should treat your client like a certain (something bad I’m deciding not to name) did.
Yes, I’m serious.
Let me explain:
Ever watched Seinfeld?
Well, there’s this episode where the notorious “soup n***” is captured on film.
Essentially what happens is there’s this guy who makes REALLY good soup. Like so good that there’s a line out the store you wouldn’t be able to find the end of.
Anyways this guy has super strict rules.
I’m talking single-file line, gotta step to the side once you order, etc. etc.
and if you break even a single rule…
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He will literally BAN you from giving him money.
Now you might be thinking…
“Why would I do this?”
Well think about it…
If you let in people who fuck up your system of doing things, you’ll loose more money, be less happy, and all around just have a shittier time.
And, if other people know you don’t let some people have what you’re giving out…
PEOPLE WANT IT MORE!
(it’s called exclusivity.)
Remember that email I wrote to the dumbass on my list a while ago?
Where i put this?
Well, that’s actually exclusivity.
Now most people know it’s a joke (except the idiots) but still, practice what you preach.
Anyways, don’t be afraid to be a n***.
A SOUP N*** not a real one.
If you’re a real one, get off my list and get a life (or go here)
anyways chekc this out:
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