Super Bowl Slop

Watching the big game tomorrow?

I hope not

You better not

Totally a waste of time.

and look I get it… here I am siting here typing out this email telling you not to do something…

AGAIN.

It’s like all of my emails are telling you… “don’t do this” “don’t do that”

But it’s actually really smart and this explains why:

Let’s say you want to write and email.

So what do you need to get right for that email to be a banger?

Well most people will tell you…

80% is research 10% is offer 5% is list 5% is copywriting techniques

But really all of those round down to zero because being motivated enough to actually write the email is 99.9999% of the work

and I don’t mean motivated like you want to write it…

I mean just being motivated enough to write the email.

because most emails fail because they’re never written.

so stop failing and write that email

Copy John

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