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Hello Everyone.

It has been brought to my attention that some of you signed up to my list…

And are not reading my emails.

So, to do you a favor, I’ve decided to let you unsubscribe with this big blue button:

I am a major dumbass
(I don't want to get better at copywriting OR marketing)

What? Not Good enough?

Ok try this one then…

Still not good enough?

Well alright then

I’m going to start taking shots at random people who aren’t opening my emails.

like this kid…

BOOM!

Unsubscribed. No warning. Just fucking gone.

That’s gonna start happening alot more from now on, and once I unsub you I’m not letting you back on to my list.

I don’t care. I’ve got so many people on my list that if 50% of my entire list unsub…

I’d still make hundreds this month.

How?

That’s for you to find out yourself I’m not spilling the sauce.

Just know that you’re replaceable, and if you unsubscribe, 10 more will take your place.

I will also be commencing…

the great purge

Very, VERY soon. And most of you reading this will not survive.

But to be honest, most copywriters in general won’t survive the AI revolution that’s about to happen.

Like, yeah, right now AI is taking copywriter’s jobs… soon though, AI will take the 99% that have their finger right up their ass.

So if you’ve been fucking around for the past three months, you’re getting booted.

That is, unless you know what the fuck you’re doing.

If you know how to survive the AI wave that’s coming (more like a tsunami that’s about to PUMMEL the vast majority)… you might make it out.

My suggestion: pull your thumb out of your ass and stick it right on this link below.

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