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Some people don’t like me.

In fact, some people would rather they’d never interacted with me.

Those people are wrong.

But you know, that’s fine. People will always and have always been wrong (a tale as old as the devil himself).

The problem is, when those people who are wrong start getting other people to think they’re right.

Like this whole notion that ‘ai is garbage.’

If AI was garbage… then you wouldn’t have the need to hoot and holler all about it around the streets.

When was the last time someone picked up an old, moldy banana skin off the alleyway floor and started exclaiming that this yellow thing is completely garbage?

Never.

Because you don’t need to argue whether or not it’s shit it’s just shit. Plain and simple.

Now… think of something really great.

I mean REALLY, just great.

Now are there people that hate that thing?

If so, whatever you’ve thought of… is probably pretty great.

Because the law of retardomics states: one must be wrong, for another to be right.

So, the conclusion is, anyone who ever read one of my emails and thought “hang on a minute, i don’t quite agree with this.” is completely wrong.

And they’re also the reason I'm completely right.

Don’t judge the judges, judge the judgers’ judger. - anonymous judger

Copy John

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