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no?
Well that’s because they didn’t smell you
it’s been proven that people that smell good get up to 67% more compliments (and dates)
So try out some perfume (not that you need it ;)
the ad for perfume didn’t come up so just pretend this is perfume ok?
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LARP LARP LARP
Everyone HATES people that larp
“oh you’re not real”
“oh you’re not an og”
“oh you know nothing about the REAL xyz”
Oh yeah?
Why do you wear clothes then? huh? what are you larping as an animal? with fur that covers up their body?
I mean this larping shit is so fucking stupid
it’s literally a matrix attack to try and get you to scroll on reels all day doing nothing.
think about it:
Hiking?
“bro you’re literally larping as someone fit”
Playing pool?
“bro you’re larping as a boomer”
Watching reels?
“…”
Yeah, that’s the only fucking thing you can’t larp
Guess what… to become knowledgeable enough in a subject… to pass the threshold of larp… YOU HAVE TO LARP
So you literally cannot do anything
GAY ASF matrix attack dont fall for it, continue larping it’s the best thing in the world
-copy john