Hello.

I’m writing this email to you from a vomit-covered keyboard and a half-soaked computer screen (with the juice I drank last night).

It has come to my attention that everyone writes shit emails.

So this is a PSA to anyone on my list with a newsletter: PLEASE WRITE BETTER EMAILS.

Allow me to start from the beginning…

I wake up, get out of bed, open my computer, type in gmail and….

A graveyard of chatgpt-written headlines (that all eerily sound the exact same)

I close my eyes, take a big gulp, and…

and…

AND…

click the email, open my eyes… AND…

I think you know what happened next.

Now there are three distinct reasons I threw up everywhere.

1 I’ve been forced to read AI garbage all week

2 One more email that was AI written would make me puke

3 this email was ai written

I don’t hate ai.

Quite the opposite, actually.

The problem was, this person was so exctroglonicamalcly bad at using ai I just had to make up a new word to describe how bad it was.

If you want to put less puke in the world, save someone by writing GOOD AI emails.

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P.S. no… not EVERY newsletter

some i can think off the top of my head that are good are Kav Legacy’s Ashu Drafts Ben Settle Dan…

I think you get the point

But MOST of them where shit

also, if you’ve got a newsletter, reply with ur link below i’ll sub