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Yep
That’s right
I dropped it.
Infact it’s still on the floor while I’m writing this.
Let me bring you back to one minute ago:
I was halfway through my banana eating it… I decided, i’ll give a bit to my dog why not.
So cut off a bit hand it to him and he slobbers all over my fingers, spits it out on the floor, and leaves.
Great.
So anyways I decided to that thing where you pull down the outside of the banana to get that one lodge, and pop it in my mouth.
The thing is, i forgot i can’t touch it with my dog slobber hands.
So i go to hold it up but then remember I can touch it and… boom! My banana falls on the floor never to be eaten again.
Why did I tell you that?
Well when that happened I realized something.
The reason I dropped that banana was solely because I hesitated to touch it.
And you know, there’s a lot of situations where hesitation can cause your dreams fall to their death.
I feel like this is the year where if you hesitate… you’re done.
AI is getting scarily good… it’s already replaced programmers who only write code (and most artists)
There’s a bunch of people looking for new jobs for a billion different reasons.
And you’re not even making $10k/mo yet.
I know it’s a meme but i really do feel like there might be a permanent underclass coming.
Maybe not this year, or next or even in ten years.
But i know for certan that if you dont start trying this year, it could be impossible next year.
So get off your ass, stop hesitating and CATCH THAT DANG BANANA!!
Peace
Copy John
P.S. just picked it up and am now typing on this keyboard with slobbery fingers
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