YOU DONT CARE ABOUT EMAILs…
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That’s why you even write emails in the first place.
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I am signed up to a million and one AMAZING copywriters like Ben settle Daniel throssle etc.
I’m signed up to some of the best newsletters in the world.
I get sent emails from millionaires, 40 year + experienced copywriters, and a million more different people who you know, and would trust them with $10 million.
But none of them
Not even one, has ever came close to getting getting a 95% open rate from me (meaning I open 95% of the emails they sent to me)
Not EVEN MY GRANDMOTHER has a 95% open rate.
except for… a candy company.
They don’t send very many emails, but when they do I always open them.
Can you guess why?
No, it’s not their amazing copy, I don’t even really read it
no it’s not their amazing design.
No it’s not some gotcha like a bought their snack and I only open shipping emails because I need to confirm.
Are you ready for this?
BOOM:
I want to slobber all over them 🤤🤤🤤
Look how good those candies look. I feel like i’m eating them just by looking at it.
Every time I come to my email, everyone sends me bullshit… BORING… but this actually makes me happy just to look at.
and ladies and gentlemen…
THAT’S how you do it
that’s how you get 95% open rates every day of the week.
MAKE. PEOPLE. LOOKFORWARDTOYOUREMAILS.
Let me say it again….
Make 🍬 people 🍭 look 🤤 forward 🥞 your 🥐 emails.
Make your writing feel like biting into a buttery, flaky, tasty croissant. like hitting a hole in one infornt of all your friends.
Like making $1000 for the first time.
It needs to feel like they’re watching a TV show. Like they’re
ok I think you get the point
make people like to read your emails
Copy John
P.S. Kav Legacy, ashu, & moeed get me to open all their emails but that doesn’t count cause they’re my friends