Look i’m not calling out anyone.

Well maybe i am

Just pay attention.

Everytime I look in my inbox it’s “AI’s shit” and “AI’s bad” and “NEVER USE AI!!!”

but that’s a load of horse shit.

You wanna know why?

Because the people “writing” emails about how AI is so terribly horrible… ARE USING AI TO WRITE THEIR EMAILS 😭

maybe not everyone…

But fuck me almost all of them smell like slop.

Here’s the bottom line:

AI is not bad. AI is actually better than the average copywriter (not hard to beat).

But it’s not some magical tool… YET.

So what you want to do is have what I like to call a “grey” view of ai.

Taking me for example:

My white side is I build HTML pages completely with AI because I have no idea how to code and they look amazing.

So white = full AI

But my black side (nothing to do with race)

Is i’m NEVER going to use ai for this newsletter. Even if AI gets so good it’s 1000 times better than me…

I don’t care.

You have my word I will always write this by hand.

(if i decide otherwise i’ll announce it)

So black is = NO AI

so all in all I’m a banacle of both full white and full black… which makes me grey.

That’s how you should use ai

But PLEASE…

For the love of AI…

DO NOT just ignore ai because you’ve got a log stuck up your ass. (AKA your ego thinks “robot = bad”)

Nah.

AI will take over the world

and if you’re not using it, you’re already too late my friend.

Copy John

P.S. did I say too late?

What i meant was you’re years behind.

Good thing this new tool is years ahead of everything else on the market.

It’s almost like using it puts you above 99% of your competion.

but ya know…

normies will be normies.

And people who are actually going to make it in 2026…

well they’d probably be using..

something…

that could be under this very text.

who knows 🤷

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