Baby taking candy marketing techniques.

Look, sometimes in marketing, getting the sale is as easy as taking candy from a baby.

So here’s 5 things that are literally going to STARVE children of their food.

#1 opt-form

If you’ve got a million and one forms for people to fill out… or a million and one fields to fill out… just cutting it down to 2-3 can 10x sales easily

#2 re-engagment sequence

All you’ve got to do with this one is set up 5 emails telling them they haven’t opened nay emails and they’ll get booted off if they don’t click eher.

This’ll get a buch of people who never open your emails off your list (osting ctr)

#3 good design

If you’ve still go bad design in 2026 what ar eyou doing

Use ai it’ll take like 3 min

#4 bad content

Honestly as long as you’ve got brand voice down most content can be made by ai with some edits.

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