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Click if this landed in primary!

Aug 1, 2026

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1 min read

Click if this landed in primary!

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John cripps
John cripps
Always try to get things done in spare time

Aug 1, 2026

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1 min read

Always try to get things done in spare time

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John cripps
John cripps

Jul 31, 2026

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1 min read

balance is a straight up lie

trust me bro

Jul 29, 2026

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1 min read

JAPANESE SEX

(picture included... highly erotic sex)

Jul 29, 2026

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1 min read

An Angry Rant About Cope

(pictures too)

Jun 24, 2026

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1 min read

There will be no ads in this email

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 23, 2026

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1 min read

Get out of bed

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 23, 2026

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1 min read

What length do copies have to be??

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 23, 2026

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1 min read

Did you get it

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 22, 2026

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1 min read

I stayed up all night

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 21, 2026

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1 min read

Fuck breakfast. Sometimes lunch too.

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 21, 2026

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1 min read

Get things done in the morning

John cripps
John cripps

Jun 21, 2026

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1 min read

New game to try (not gay chicken)

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John cripps
John cripps

Jun 20, 2026

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2 min read

Chop people’s heads off with copywriting

John cripps
John cripps
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