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Look at this monkey (you)
That picture right there is exactly why you can’t sign clients and NEVER will sign clients if you stay like that monkey.
Let me explain:
That monkey is fully trapped.
What happened is he came up to that jar, stuck his hand in and grabbed a piece of candy that was in there…
But when he tried to pull his hand out, it was too big because he was holding on to the candy.
Now this monkey could drop the candy and be free, but he doesn’t. He’s too attached to this little piece of candy that he eventually gets captured.
You’re like that monkey.
You’re attached to never doing free work.
You’re attached to not practicing daily
Attached to only working 2 hours a day.
Attached to tv… bad food.. Social media..
You think, YES! I’ve got this in my hand… it’s so close… I’ve just got to keep trying like the way I have been and I’m almost there!
But really you’re like the monkey.
Even though you’ve got the candy in your hand, you can feel the wrapper, smell the sugar, you will NEVER taste that candy.
You’re so close, yet so far.
And if you hold on to the lies like they’re candy, you’re going to get caught.
You’re going to end up in a 9-5 or stay in one.
You’re going to be in debt.
You’re going to end up… with a shit life.
So stop being a dirty, desperate, grimy, monkey so attached to a piece of candy that you eventually end up in a slaughterhouse.
One piece of candy I see EVERYONE griping on to like their life depends on it is…
AI CANNOT HELP ME!
Buddy, yes it can.
Well, if you’re advanced enough.
If you’re somewhat good at copywriting AI can be 10x better, but if you’re trash 10x worse.
Check this out if you’re advanced:
The Future of Shopping? AI + Actual Humans.
AI has changed how consumers shop by speeding up research. But one thing hasn’t changed: shoppers still trust people more than AI.
Levanta’s new Affiliate 3.0 Consumer Report reveals a major shift in how shoppers blend AI tools with human influence. Consumers use AI to explore options, but when it comes time to buy, they still turn to creators, communities, and real experiences to validate their decisions.
The data shows:
Only 10% of shoppers buy through AI-recommended links
87% discover products through creators, blogs, or communities they trust
Human sources like reviews and creators rank higher in trust than AI recommendations
The most effective brands are combining AI discovery with authentic human influence to drive measurable conversions.
Affiliate marketing isn’t being replaced by AI, it’s being amplified by it.