Yo {{first_name|bro}},
Ever watched two drunk idiots have a bash?
Maybe you’ve even done a bit of “homeless fight ring” betting.
Point is: You’re a drunk, homeless idiot.
Because the chances are you’re either an email marketer or a salesperson. And since you’re so adamant on one of those, let’s see how you’d hold up in a real, full-fledged battle.
THE SALESMAN STARTS OFF SWINGING!
OH! THERE GOES {{first_name|drunk}}, THE EMAIL MARKETER!
WHAT? IS THAT BRUCE LEE? HE KNOCKED OUT THE SALESMAN!!
huh…
They both got knocked out?
Oh yeah… they’re both drunk idiots!
Listen, I’m not trying to be a dick (well maybe a little) the thing is, you shouldn’t be an email marketer OR a salesperson - you should be both.
Because yeah, an email marketer is good UNTIL you’ve got to get a client.
And yeah, salespeople are good UNTIL they’ve got to actually deliver for their clients.
I get it, outreach sucks, and practicing is hard.
Wait… outreach isn’t hard. At least not when you’ve got fully personalized automated outreach (that tracks itself)
If you had that, then you’d be able to practice and outreach all day.
(Or do nothing and still get calls booked)
Whatever you want to do - get better at emails or get clients booked in your sleep - you can do it using Lindy for completely free. (with the first $20 of credit)
All you’ve got to do is click below and you’ll stop being a drunk idiot. One without clients at least
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John