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I get there’s a time and a place for storytelling about yourself and how you can build trust and yatta yatta….
Who cares though?
I think a far better way to tell a story is to tell one about your prospect.
Heck, you could make them the main character - you should.
No, I’m not talking about stalking your audience and then telling what happens in their daily life, I’m talking about telling a common story that’ll build emotion in your market.
Example:
You’re fat, ugly, a piece of living shit.
No one wants to date you, you’re not getting any girls, and it’s hard to get out of bed.
But one day you find a special pill on the floor.
Your dumbass decides to eat it.
And whala, you instantly become a ripped handsome man and now you get all the girls and you’re soooo cool
get it?
You could tell the same story about yourself, but sometimes it just hits harder when it’s the reader going through it.
Thoughts, I guess.
John
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