The Cheesy Reason You’re Broke

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Chances are, you’re in a dark place right now.

Almost like a little bat child or ratty troll under the bridge… all dirty and grimy… that’s basically what you’re like.

Let me explain:

There’s this show called “tom and jerry”

Jerry’s a mouse and Tom's a cat.

Basically, when Jerry says in his little hole in the wall he’s safe, Tom can’t get him. 

But he needs cheese.

So the whole show is Jerry trying to get some typa cheese or something and Jerry trying to hunt Tom.

Now you’d think that Jerry would just die the first time…

But Jerry is actually smart and he ends up making Tom look like a dumbass (even though Tom is 10x bigger than Jerry and should be able to get him easily).

You’re like Jerry.

You’re in your little hole right now… but you need cheese. And badly.

Now I can make a guess on what your cheese is and what your Tom is (most copywriters have the same ones) but you probably know yours.

Like mine:

My hole is just practicing every day being a little goblin writing emails.

My cheese is money, clients, etc. 

And my Tom is outreach.

For a while I was just hiding away in my little grimy hole, but once I actually started to get out there and try and get the cheese, things got better.

Sure, outreach was a bitch.

But I figured out a way to play outreach just like Jerry did to Tom.

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