No email today

sorry

No email today

I didn’t feel like it really.

There’s going to be no value at all for you today. No squabbling about my life.

I’m not going to try and help you.

And you’re not going to read a single word that would be considered “a part of an email” on this very day.

even if I were to write an email today, it wouldn’t be one.

theres no way it could ever count

I mean, how could I possibly write an email right now, at this very moment?

it would just make no sense at all

that’s why I’m not doing it.

So you can just leave now because I’m not going to write one.

Go on, go

Why are you still here?

This isn’t an email ya know…

this is just blocks of text…

sent to a provider…

and you opened it…

and now…

ok maybe you could think of this as an email.

But it’s not.

at all

well I guess sometimes the best value is to give none at all

Fuck.

I managed to squeeze in value.

Well this still isnt an email

and that wasn’t value

this is just text that’s formatted really horribly.

well you know what else is horrible?

having your outreach fail over and over again

but 99% of the time that’s because you’re outreaching to the wrong people

so outreach to saas

They actually need email

I’m not going to explain why because I won’t give value

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