{{first_name}}, this is a bit awkward, but

Every time you open an email, I’m watching.

Every time someone buys, I see it.

Every time someone leaves a hate comment… well, that doesn’t happen much 😢

Anyways, I thought I’d put together some of my most opened SLs and some of the emails that got opened by high-profile copywriters. (above $10k/mo)

Here they are:

1. If You Have These 10 Things, Unsubscribe
2. Paypal Payment Received
3. A Free Slap In The Face For You
4. {{first_name|you}} is lazy
5. Deadly Mistakes Copywriters Make During Christmas
6. Stop reading my emails twat head
7. Fake farts to cover up real ones
8. RE: Erectile Dysfunction
9. FINALLY A REVIEW!
10. $25k/mo Goo Roo Gets Exposed And Now He’s Trying To Cover It Up
11. Rain Told Me You're Trash At Copywriting
12. advice from my wallpaper is better than most gurus
13. Advice From Mystery Copywriter Doing $30k/mo
14. My Big Stupid Outreach failure
15. A Wacky Crazy Way To Come Up With Email Ideas
16. How To Build A Cult
17. New word
18. Why I write so many emails
19. How To Be a MasterBaiter
20. One Of My Subs Wrote For Grant Cardone
21. How I got a 100% Click Through Rate
22. How lasagna increased my CTR
23. You're a Failure.
24. Reviewing Copy About Some Gay Writer Named Joel
25. “Maybe I’ll never find love.”
26. 1984
27. Reviewing the toilet lover fairy tale
28. GET A SPONGE
29. Interesting Convo With Famous Copywriter
30. How to do cold calls

Just to let you know, some of these aren’t mine (about 90-95% is tho)

Now, you can steal these BUT put my referral link in your email… maybe do a little PS or something.

Also, you’ll get my MOST opened email subject lines of all time (more than 7 months of daily email data) *this email is just recent.*

John

P.S. click here to see what happens 😉

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