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Today I’m going to spout off my adventures of being unhygienically dedicated to my work and why I think you shouldn’t brush your teeth either.
#1 Scratchy Balls
Good copy is like a pair of two itchy balls - you keep coming back.
Whether it’s sales page copy or emails doesn’t matter…
If you can find something that practically forces people to keep coming back to your copy, you’ll make sales.
That’s why I don’t shower anymore.
My itchy balls give me inspiration on what to write.
#2 Toe infection
Nothing hurts more than getting up and walking out of bed.
That’s because I have a raging toe infection that feels like someone is hammering a nail… in my toenail… over and over every time I slightly move my foot.
And this is how i can describe pain so well in my copy…
Because I’m constantly in pain and suffering 24/7
It makes sure that I can create a vision in my prospects mind about whatever they’re feeling… making my copy extremely good.
#3 Cavities and rotten teeth
Whenever I read fitness sales pages and they try to talk about the insecurities of fat people, I can’t help but notice it’s not enough.
Like sure, you can do a bit of research on chatgpt…
But do you really know what it’s like to get stared at everyday because bits of your bloody and rotten teeth fall out of your mouth while you’re talking?
THAT’S what I call insecurity.
Ever since I stopped brushing my teeth 7 months ago, I’ve been writing copy that converts really well because I know what it really feels like to be insecure.
#4 getting rich asf
I always thought that when I talked about outreach, it wasn’t enough…
Like, sure, I knew exactly how to get people to reply, book a call, and become a client, but can i do that 100 times over?
Well, that’s why I decided to get rich.
And let me tell you, it’s much easier to do outreach when you’re rich.
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