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Hey {{first_name|bro}},
Taking a dump rn, gonna try and finish this email before I finish my dump.
Right, today we are doing the four sin… Sloth.
This one is just being lazy and we all know what that means.
And actually this is good chance to tell you that—being lazy is the only reason we’re alive today.
You see, way back when, we had very little chances to actually get food in our body and we used to run around all day hunting.
So we were left with very little energy… which means we had to conserve it.
If we even spent an ounce of energy in the wrong spot, we would’ve been toast. So conserving energy is basically just being lazy because you’re not doing anything.
A little bit different than sloth, but let’s see how we can use this in copy today…
This is actually pretty easy.
Just use the easy emotion from NESB.
I mean, why do you think we have Iphones?
Or stoves?
Or any invention you use everyday?
Because they’re easy to use → Which means they conserve our energy →Which means they’re promoting laziness →Which means they’re using sloth.
So basically say your thing is easy to use and you’re using the fourth sin—sloth.
Good luck out there…
Peace.
(I finished my dump mid way through)
—John
S: 148
T: be lazy (in a good way)