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I hope you violently snap one of your vital limbs to the point where it is not usable for the foreseeable future.
What?
Why are you offended?
Ohhh… that’s right, you’re not an actor.
So you don’t know the super cool actor lingo like me 😎
Well, good thing I’m here, because you should really know actor lingo AND you should be an actor yourself.
(at least if you don’t want to be broke in 2026)
First off…
In the acting world, “break a leg” means good luck. (Not going to get into why but essentially it’s a old maid’s tale.)
Two off…
You need to be an actor because you need to be a lying, two-faced propaganda machine.
“What?? Why i don’t wanna be that John.”
Hear me out:
If you’re writing for clients, you need to ACT as them.
If you’re selling your product, you need to say, “I did x” but really you didn’t do x you’re just writing for your client (liar)
You need to put on a facade when you’re writing for your client (two-faced) because you’re not them.
You need to spout out propaganda because that’s what marketing is.
Get me now?
Great.
So I’ve been thinking….
We need a phrase like “break a leg” that us copywriters say to each other.
So what should we say?
I got no idea
Anyways, break a leg, cya later
Why AI Isn’t Replacing Affiliate Marketing After All
“AI will make affiliate marketing irrelevant.”
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Less than 10% of shoppers click AI-recommended links
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